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Exclusive: Attila the Stockbroker – An Interview in Brussels

October 19, 2010

A very good Belgian friend of mine – DG – writes for the rock music webzine albumrock. Last month he interviewed our very own Albion legend Attila the Stockbroker (AKA John Baine). For those of you who aren’t BHAFC fans, Attila is Brighton’s (the city and the football club) home grown renaissance man – punk poet, musician, polemicist, activist (political and for BHAFC), Withdean Stadium announcer, Albion nut, and all round top man.

DG, knowing I write this little blog, very kindly offered me his very own English translation (like most of my countrymen, my GCSE-level French is shamefully poor). So, I’d like to say a big thank you to DG and albumrock, and here’s his interview in full:

Although not really that well known over here, Attila The Stockbroker, real name John Baine, has been touring all over the UK and Europe since 1980. A modern times punk bard, Attila is a politically involved poet and musician. He is also an astute observer of the world that surrounds him, characterised by his acerbic yet humoristic way of writing. His concerts, on his own or together with his “baroque’n’roll” band Barnstormer, are anything but a long quiet, genteel affair.

Thirty years, 2,700 gigs in 24 countries, 6 books of poems and over 20 albums later, we met with him in Brussels where he was playing at the Magasin 4 as part of his 30th Anniversary Tour. An excellent opportunity, between Berlin and Brighton, to talk about music and poetry of course, but also about politics, football and the French language.


After a first set of gigs in the UK and some dates in Germany and Belgium, how would you say your “30 years of Attila” tour is going so far?

Really well. My home town gig in Shoreham was sold out (250 people) which is a good attendance for me, and all the others have been great too. It won’t be so packed everywhere, but everywhere I go – be it England, Wales, Holland or Germany – there is a healthy number of people, who enjoy what I do and have followed me for years. That’s why I am doing it: to celebrate! I am also planning some touring in Australia for next year, with Canada and the U.S.A. other possible plans.

30 years of career, what would you describe as the most important positive aspects such a career has brought to you?

The most positive aspect is the opportunity to spread my political and social ideas, without compromise, while at the same time proving that you can have a bloody good laugh and that being a political performer doesn’t mean that you are a po faced, humourless person. My socialism is about celebrating life and celebrating people!

On a similar note, I would imagine you’ve been through numerous ups and downs through your career. Have you at some point been tempted to call it quits?

I have literally NEVER wanted to do anything else, I have LOVED about 95% of the 2700 or so gigs I have done. I have loved them for the travel, for the performances themselves and for the people I have had the opportunity to meet at these gigs. On the rare occasions when I have had a bad gig, been threatened by Nazis etc I just remember how lucky I am to be doing what I love.

It is not just the fact that I love what I do, but the fact that I don’t have to spend my days doing a job I loathe to earn my living. My days are my own! OK, I spend many hours a day in front of the computer organizing stuff, but if I want I can get on my bike, for instance, and go for a 10 mile cycle ride, then come back and carry on……I can!

You are playing in Brussels, which is the “capital” of the European Union, what are your views on the current “European construction” process? As the author of “This is Free Europe”, I imagine that you are not satisfied with the way things are going. What would you change if you were suddenly the new man in charge of the EU? You’re only allowed a maximum of three wishes though.

Firstly, I would nationalise the banks, jail the bankers responsible for the capitalist crisis, tax the rich massively and use the money to tackle poverty. Then, I would ban all fascist parties. And to finish, I would make public transport so cheap everywhere that people would save huge amounts of money using it rather than driving.

I am impressed by how easily you manage to express your feelings in your poetry. I was really impressed by the poem you did for your late mother who suffered from Alzheimers. How easily do words come to you when you write poetry and what’s the kind of feedback you get from audiences when it comes to more personal issues?

I have always been lucky enough to have the kind of confident personality where I felt I could talk freely about everything, however difficult. I have always written about what is happening – to me, and in the world – and when this terrible thing started happening to my mother, and my stepfather died, I wrote about it too. Reactions have been fantastic. I have raised nearly £1000 for the Alzheimer’s Society with the pamphlet I have produced, and have had audiences in tears and got a standing ovation from a packed tent at the Beautiful Days Festival in Devon. I think the impact is greater because for the first 25 or so years I wasn’t really writing much personal stuff at all. So when I did it made an even bigger impression.

There’s no doubt you’re a living one man operation. Why? Any reasons why you are not currently signed with a record label?

I have never deliberately not signed with a label: I had record deals (with Cherry Red, Anagram, Musidisc, Probe Plus) for the first 10 or so years and book publishers (Unwin & Allen, Bloodaxe) up until 1994. As time went by it became obvious to me that these companies were not making enough effort to get the books/CDs in the shops, and that most of the copies being sold were ones I had bought from the companies at an inflated price and sold at my gigs! I realised that I would have much more control (and make more money!) doing the stuff myself, and so I decided to do so.

Aren’t you worried about some people not being able to get their hands on your books or your CDs?

For the first few years I was doing this, say up until about 1999, of course it was difficult to get my stuff since I didn’t bother with distributors but once the internet got going I put loads of stuff up there. All my songs are on Itunes, and on my website ( and MySpace ( There are online shops where anyone can buy anything. I regularly contribute tracks to compilation albums for good causes, for free. And for my 30th anniversary I have compiled an album of my best songs called ‘Disestablished 1980′ which has just been released by my friend Mike at Mad Butcher Records, and will be available in shops all over[Soft Break]Europe!

What are your views on the UK government’s decision, with the Digital Economy Bill, to potentially start hunting illegal downloaders, just like France is already doing? 

I have always made loads of my stuff available for free download and the most important thing is that people hear it!

The Tories are back in power, do you think the coming years might be like the 80s under Thatcher all over again?

The government has obviously, and because of its class nature, decided to make ordinary people pay for a crisis called by bankers. The Labour Party will move to the left, a bit, but not enough! Lots of people will be very angry: the challenge will be to get them ORGANISED!

You are a huge football fan, what attracted you to go to football in the first place?

I have always been a fan since my dad took me when I was six.

And how did you end up at the forefront of the fans’ movement that followed the sale of the Goldstone ground? (ED: in the second half of the 90s, the owner of the club, an entrepreneur from the North of England, decided to sell the club’s stadium without any viable back-up solution in place. This decision was followed by a huge contestation movement joined by fans, members of the local council, local citizens’ organizations, celebrities such as Fatboy Slim and inhabitants. Although a temporary solution was found, it is only next year – 15 years after it all started – that BHAFC will finally move to its new stadium at Falmer, in the city’s suburbs).

As an anti capitalist activist it was obvious that when my beloved club was being destroyed by rapacious property speculators and moneymen I would get involved! I maintain to this day that the successful fight to save BHAFC is one of the things I have been involved in as a leftist activist that I am most proud of!

A lot of people perceive modern football as a rotten apple because of all the money involved. Should BHAFC get promoted to the EPL, would you be worried about such a scenario happening all over again?

As regards the EPL and unsuitable people getting involved, we’ll have to wait and see. I am fairly confident that we can deal with that situation should it arise – as long as the majority of active fans think it is a problem, I think the club will listen, they know how organised and determined we are!

Following all this, you became the poet in residence at BHAFC, how does that work?

Reactions to my poetry are very mixed, but most people, even people who hate poetry, agree that my ‘Goldstone Ghosts’ poem is one which strikes a chord. As the DJ at the stadium I have to tread a fine line between playing music which is good and music which the majority of people can relate to in some way. Obviously I would like to have the Clash, Redskins, Rancid, King Blues and lots of reggae every week – and all of these get played every now and then – but mixed in with other obvious newer football anthem stuff like the Kaiser Chiefs, Dandy Warhols and the likes. There are often people having a go at the music on our message board but most people seem to like it.

You were wearing a St Pauli sweatshirt on stage tonight. That’s another football club where sports and politics are sometimes mixed. How does it compare with BHAFC?

The St Pauli/Brighton comparison has been made many times but there isn’t one. St Pauli were a club with a 4000 fan base who in the late 80s started to attract a radical left crowd from all over Germany and abroad – not just Hamburg – and now sell out a 20,000 stadium. We are a local club with a 30,000 potential fan base, just normal fans, no politics involved, most of whom do not go much at the moment, but will come back in droves when we go into the new stadium! And in terms of the financial problems at St Pauli, despite them being more radical than Brighton we have had a far better idea of the problems here than the St Pauli fans were ever allowed!

Back to music and poetry, can we expect some dates in France any time soon?

Quite simple – I love France and the French language, but there seem to be very few people who are interested in what I do, unlike the German speaking countries, Scandinavia, Belgium and Holland, where I play lots. If there are people out there who would like to organise gigs, I’ll come!

You speak fluent French. Have you ever been tempted to write poetry in French?

I did it once. I wrote a translation of my song ‘Libyan Students From Hell’, but that’s all. It’s a completely different tradition. I do think everyone should write in their mother tongue, which is why I get annoyed with mainland European bands who think they sing in ‘English’ but that re in fact just mumbling something akin to “yoghurt”. You’re better using your native language to express yourself.

For our readers who may not be familiar with your music and poetry, which one of your books/CD would you recommend to start with?

For books, I would recommend “My Poetic Licence, which is available from my website. And for CDs, probably “Disestablished 1980”, available from, which we have already talked about. It’s a “best of” covering most of my career.

Last but not least, what are your plans for 2011, should we expect any new releases next year?

Loads more gigs, I intend to start touring the world again now that my mother and stepfather have both passed away. Having released my last poetry book in 2008 and a CD this year I don’t think there will be any new ones next year, but we’ll see!

Thank you!

And you!

Albion 1 – 1 Bournemouth

October 10, 2010

Bobby Zamora gets the interview treatment from Attila the Stockbroker at half-time (he's over by the far touchline, honest!)

The producers over at Sky Sports must have been congratulating themselves for opting to show this south coast derby exactly as both us and the Cherries were riding high in the league. It’s a shame for them, and League One football, that the game didn’t live up to its billing.

Proceedings were too edgy, too bad-tempered, and Bournemouth set out from the start to spoil the Albion ‘total football’ method, the legend of which is gathering further publicity the longer we cling onto pole position in the division. Bournemouth are ugly, they drew ugly, and I left the Withdean Stadium with a keen sense of the unfairness of it all (“robbery” is too strong a word, used by twonks who follow football blindly).

With the opposition defending from way up the pitch, our back two and Ankergren were reduced to playing square keep-ball, which got so boring the home crowd were turning on them; after a minute of tip-tap the ball would go back to Ankergren and he hoofed it up to Barnes and Murray, we were back to Russell Slade Inc, and Bournemouth were loving it.

Outstanding players. LuaLua was erratic, but his goal was sublime, and hopefully the Premier League couch potatoes who tuned in appreciated his unique celebration. Calderon was putting it about and took a clump or two, as did Tommy Elphick, suffering a blatant elbow in the face, which produced a yellow card for the culprit, when it could easily have been red. Kishishev was the pick of midfield. But for me Glenn Murray caught the eye the most, and he wins the dubious Hovian Man of the Match award. It was also nice to see a crutch wearing Bobby Zamora get interviewed by Attila at half-time, the latter pestering him to come home sometime in the future.

I don’t want to dwell on the Bournemouth penalty, only to say that once the referee went to speak to his furiously flagging linesman, I knew he would point to the spot, don’t ask me why. When I got back to the pub after the game, everyone assured me it was never a penalty, but that’s football.

With Peterborough slipping up we actually extended our lead at the top to three points, so we’re still grinning. I’m being press-ganged into going to Charlton next week, looks like I’ll have to go along after all. Cheers.

The Hovian’s Team performance :  7 out 10

The Hovian’s Man of the Match : Glenn Murray

Attendance : 7348 (478 lesser holiday town dwellers)

Npower League One table

Sunday, 10 October 2010 00:00 UK

Position Team P GD PTS
Full Npower League One table
1 Brighton 11 7 22
2 Carlisle 11 8 19
3 Peterborough 11 5 19
4 Bournemouth 11 11 18
5 Sheff Wed 11 7 17
6 Huddersfield 11 4 17
7 Oldham 11 3 17
8 MK Dons 11 0 17
9 Rochdale 11 5 16
10 Charlton 11 1 16
11 Colchester 11 1 16
12 Exeter 11 -2 16
13 Southampton 11 3 15
14 Bristol R 10 -2 15
15 Hartlepool 11 -5 15
16 Yeovil 11 -6 14
17 Notts County 11 -4 13
18 Plymouth 11 -4 13
19 Swindon 10 -1 12
20 Walsall 11 -4 10
21 Dag & Red 11 -8 10
22 Tranmere 11 -8 10
23 Leyton Orient 11 -4 9
24 Brentford 11 -7 9

Albion 1 – 0 Aberdeen

August 1, 2010

Great little game this, played in front of a tiny crowd at Withers. What’s wrong with people? It was only a tenner a ticket for this one, I would have thought a bit of relief away from the summer shops and/or the wife and kids would have been more attractive, especially in this weather. Anyway.

I was sitting, probably for the last time ever, over in the North Stand. The tired old arena looks odd from this viewpoint, but ‘The Theatre of Trees’ was probably named by some wag North Stand regular, as the ground looks like it’s been cleared from some encroaching temperate jungle from here.

Mark McGhee got a more than affectionate welcome from both sides of Withdean when he appeared onto a pitch he knows so well, and the few hundred travelling Aberdeen fans sat in the East Stands appreciated the applause.

In our Portugal match against Portimonense we were given a bit of a lesson before the match was abandoned. Yesterday, just like against Sunderland over there, the team showed that when we play against typically British kick-and-rush exponents we look classy, continental even.

Aberdeen, a team with an impeccable (though distant) pedigree in Europe, looked very ordinary. The best gauge to measure how your team is doing is to watch the opposition fans in the stands. I was miles away from Blocks T and U, but I could still see a few jocks getting very shirty near the end of this game.

I don’t want to get carried away, but surely this team will perform in League One this year? The bookies fancy us to do well, if we keep relatively injury-free we should be thereabouts come May 2011.

The outstanding players yesterday were mostly in midfield. Bennett hit his trademark screamer, Sparrow and Navarro were neat and effective, especially Navs, who is a brilliant little campaigner. When our subs were made Gary Dicker was superb, giving Poyet headaches for selection this year. ‘Chino’ Baz is a player who gets the lovers of all things flair drooling at the mouth, his attempted overhead scissor kick was outrageous, pure class.

But it’s toss up between old man Kishishev and young urchin Jamie Smith for my man of the match. Kish is a wily old pro, if his legs hold up he will be making headlines regularly this season. Jamie Smith doesn’t look like a footballer - he’s an odd shape, has bouncy hair and is carrying a bit of puppy fat – but his close ball skills are as good as anybody’s and he gave Aberdeen all sorts of problems yesterday. So Smith just edges Kishishev for Man of the Match.

I’m annoyed that I’m missing the trip to Swindon next Saturday, as they will be a big test of this exciting new team. Relegation will not be an issue for the Albion this time around, nor do I think we will be headed for mid-table mediocrity, how far we do go is anybody’s guess, but I think we have the staff and playing style to go very far indeed.

The Hovian’s Team performance :  9 out 10

The Hovian’s Man of the Match :  Jamie Smith

Albion Team (goalscorers in bold) :

(4-5-1)Poke (Walker 77); Calderon (Whing 77), Elphick, Greer, Painter; Navarro (Battipiedi 77), Kishishev (Dicker 69), Sparrow; Smith (Baz 77), Barnes (Murray 77), Bennett (Holroyd 77).

Attendance: 2812 (516 Aberdeen)


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